wildwesjames:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

OH MY GOD NO
NO NO NO NO NO
NOPE.
I was going to dismiss this as just a funny image but OOOOOOH NOO, not with this many notes.
There are so many reasons why this image is not real. 
First. I don’t know how big you think “fallopian tubes are” but NO, the only way to get to the tube, (through the cervix) is through a small hole, so small, fitting pencil eraser through would be excruciatingly painful THEY ARE NOT WIDE ENOUGH FOR A GODDAMN THREE FOOT+ ASS SNAKE TO CRAWL THROUGH UNLESS YOU HAVIN A BABY
(That rod is a thin device used to treat cervical cancer but shows good scale)
Second, If the snake were actually in some kind of bodily orifice or cavity its position would mimic hat cavity but instead we get an image of a snake in a relaxed position presumably sitting on the person or more likely from another X-ray image overlaid on top. 
Next, we should address the “survived for three days” portion of this ridiculous scenario. Snakes, breath air. THEY BREATH AIR, WITH LUNGS, THERE IS NO AIR TO BREATH INSIDE YA VAGINA. It would be dead in under half an hour. 
And lastly, the appendix? really? REALLY? How would it have gotten to the goddamn appendix from the fallopian tube.   
It would have had to eat through several layers or tissue in order to get there and snakes, CANNOT EAT THROUGH THINGS. They can’t even bite pieces off of things, they only eat prey they can swallow whole. 
So unless you are sitting in stirrups, outside, with a speculum in ya vag, dilated from just havin a baby, GOT A DEAD RAT IN YOUR CERVIX AND THERE IS HAS A HOLE IN IT LEADING TO YOUR BOWEL….
I wouldn’t call this a feasible scenario.

wildwesjames:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

OH MY GOD NO

NO NO NO NO NO

NOPE.

I was going to dismiss this as just a funny image but OOOOOOH NOO, not with this many notes.

There are so many reasons why this image is not real. 

First. I don’t know how big you think “fallopian tubes are” but NO, the only way to get to the tube, (through the cervix) is through a small hole, so small, fitting pencil eraser through would be excruciatingly painful THEY ARE NOT WIDE ENOUGH FOR A GODDAMN THREE FOOT+ ASS SNAKE TO CRAWL THROUGH UNLESS YOU HAVIN A BABY

(That rod is a thin device used to treat cervical cancer but shows good scale)

Second, If the snake were actually in some kind of bodily orifice or cavity its position would mimic hat cavity but instead we get an image of a snake in a relaxed position presumably sitting on the person or more likely from another X-ray image overlaid on top. 

Next, we should address the “survived for three days” portion of this ridiculous scenario. Snakes, breath air. THEY BREATH AIR, WITH LUNGS, THERE IS NO AIR TO BREATH INSIDE YA VAGINA. It would be dead in under half an hour. 

And lastly, the appendix? really? REALLY? How would it have gotten to the goddamn appendix from the fallopian tube.  

It would have had to eat through several layers or tissue in order to get there and snakes, CANNOT EAT THROUGH THINGS. They can’t even bite pieces off of things, they only eat prey they can swallow whole. 

So unless you are sitting in stirrups, outside, with a speculum in ya vag, dilated from just havin a baby, GOT A DEAD RAT IN YOUR CERVIX AND THERE IS HAS A HOLE IN IT LEADING TO YOUR BOWEL….

I wouldn’t call this a feasible scenario.

amortentiafashion:

Potioneers sometimes have need of “claws” such as these in order to more easily manipulate small and delicate ingredients and protect themselves against those which are dangerous but still require extreme delicacy, which cannot be achieved while wearing a glove. Some wix have beautifully ornate sets of “claws” crafted for them.

amortentiafashion:

Potioneers sometimes have need of “claws” such as these in order to more easily manipulate small and delicate ingredients and protect themselves against those which are dangerous but still require extreme delicacy, which cannot be achieved while wearing a glove. Some wix have beautifully ornate sets of “claws” crafted for them.

fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

fakhrafakhra:


stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to an 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated shortly before his death.

This should go to history.

fakhrafakhra:

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to an 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated shortly before his death.

This should go to history.

historical-nonfiction:

The Great Pyramids of Giza, as you’ve never seen them before — at the edge of a sprawling metropolis and the vast desert.

historical-nonfiction:

The Great Pyramids of Giza, as you’ve never seen them before — at the edge of a sprawling metropolis and the vast desert.

airrogance:

how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two

nialllhoran:

i’d like to thank one direction for removing the music snob part of my personality with their glorious pop music, now i’m like ummm give me five paragraphs on why you hate that top 40 track 


"Or if I had a song that said "I am a gangsta"? Or if I had a song that said "I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially when you got shipped over to the country you’re in and your last name is a slave owners’? How could you say that? How could you have that mentality?” - Kanye West
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"Or if I had a song that said "I am a gangsta"? Or if I had a song that said "I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially when you got shipped over to the country you’re in and your last name is a slave owners’? How could you say that? How could you have that mentality?” - Kanye West
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"Or if I had a song that said "I am a gangsta"? Or if I had a song that said "I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially when you got shipped over to the country you’re in and your last name is a slave owners’? How could you say that? How could you have that mentality?” - Kanye West
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"Or if I had a song that said "I am a gangsta"? Or if I had a song that said "I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially when you got shipped over to the country you’re in and your last name is a slave owners’? How could you say that? How could you have that mentality?” - Kanye West
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"Or if I had a song that said "I am a gangsta"? Or if I had a song that said "I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially when you got shipped over to the country you’re in and your last name is a slave owners’? How could you say that? How could you have that mentality?” - Kanye West
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"Or if I had a song that said "I am a gangsta"? Or if I had a song that said "I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially when you got shipped over to the country you’re in and your last name is a slave owners’? How could you say that? How could you have that mentality?” - Kanye West
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"Or if I had a song that said "I am a gangsta"? Or if I had a song that said "I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially when you got shipped over to the country you’re in and your last name is a slave owners’? How could you say that? How could you have that mentality?” - Kanye West
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"Or if I had a song that said "I am a gangsta"? Or if I had a song that said "I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially when you got shipped over to the country you’re in and your last name is a slave owners’? How could you say that? How could you have that mentality?” - Kanye West
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"Or if I had a song that said "I am a gangsta"? Or if I had a song that said "I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially when you got shipped over to the country you’re in and your last name is a slave owners’? How could you say that? How could you have that mentality?” - Kanye West
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"Or if I had a song that said "I am a gangsta"? Or if I had a song that said "I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially when you got shipped over to the country you’re in and your last name is a slave owners’? How could you say that? How could you have that mentality?” - Kanye West