potatoes are the band aids of the soul
— quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie
- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Im not addicted to alcohol or drugs, im addicted to escaping reality.
Do you ever start a series and the entire time you’re watching the first episode you have your eye on that one character?
I want him.
My ex boyfriend used to say that if he could have sex with one celebrity it would be Megan Fox, and he always expected me to be jealous, but little did he know that I wanted to fuck Megan Fox just as much.